6 hours agoqothqueenbinary-finale 66,974 notes
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officialunitedstates:

divergent didn’t answer any of my questions.  is peeta alright?  what happened to district 12?  what happened to the clown lady

7 hours agobeyoncebeytwiceofficialunitedstates 50,076 notes

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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cashcutie:

gime money $

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meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

16 hours agoterrakionmeladoodle 17,288 notes
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tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

16 hours agoawkwardvaginatatianaception 29,251 notes

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

16 hours agovanillishwifis-lildevil 81,510 notes
legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

16 hours agopepperoniaclegionaru 13,352 notes
uchiigatana:

im already hard

uchiigatana:

im already hard

16 hours agoanemiduchiigatana 46,270 notes
16 hours agoanemidclippie 17,669 notes
i know that im prettier than everyone and thats all tht matters
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